[2:06:36 PM]: Christan: Hello! Thank you for contacting the Sales team, How can I assist you?
SALES QUESTION: i love u
Christan [2:05:34 PM]: thank you
SALES QUESTION [2:06:15 PM]: i want ass
Christan [2:06:24 PM]: we don’t provide that.

FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [9:19:16 AM]: xxx vedo
B. Christen [9:19:18 AM]: hello

FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [9:20:01 AM]: sex

B. Christen [9:21:02 AM]: I’m sorry, we don’t support that

These guys came in like ten times….. This is the result:

Lightee[10:21:02 AM]: Hello how are you today?
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [10:21:02 AM]: how can i get a girl?
Lightee[10:21:13 AM]: Stop being a dork who bugs people in live caht and get a real life
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [10:21:18 AM]: nop [10:21:22 AM]: nop [10:21:27 AM]: nope
Lightee[10:21:28 AM]: Wrong answert then i guess peace out homie

—————————————————————————————-

So sometimes I pretend to be a robot to throw them off:

Christine [10:23:13 AM]: Hello! Thank you for contacting the Sales team, How can I assist you?
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [10:23:13 AM]: i wanna do suicide.. is there any suicide hotline? i really dont want this but maybe i can get one chance more..
Christine [10:23:30 AM]: Fem bot cannot compute
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [10:23:36 AM]: what?
Christine [10:23:45 AM]: Fem bot cannot compute
[10:23:56 AM]: FATAL ERROR 997HB
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [10:24:04 AM]: ii dont understand
Christine [10:25:23 AM]: FATAL ERROR 997HB : Fem bot is closing

——————————————————————

Lightee[2:13:08 PM]: Hello how are you today?

lesbian pus*ylicker [2:13:15 PM]: mmmm [2:13:37 PM]: skdjds [2:13:37 PM]: d [2:13:37 PM]: d [2:13:38 PM]: d [2:13:38 PM]: d [2:13:38 PM]: dd [2:13:38 PM]: d [2:13:46 PM]: ARE YOU A WOMAN?

Lightee[2:14:22 PM]: I am a big fat greasy nerd i weigh over 400lbs thats hot huh

lesbian pus*ylicker [2:14:34 PM]: shove your dildo up my ass

Lightee[2:14:41 PM]: Wow you really have no life [2:14:42 PM]: HAHAHAHAHA

lesbian pus*ylicker [2:14:46 PM]: hahahaha

Lightee[2:14:49 PM]: I am soryr go get a girlfriend

————————————————————————-

Christine [9:29:38 AM]: Hello! Thank you for contacting the Sales team, How can I assist you?
Hey! [9:29:38 AM]: Here it goes again! Annoying is it not? You don’t let me do my work, i don’t let you do yours
Christine [9:30:09 AM]: I’m sorry. How can I assist you?
Hey! [9:30:18 AM]: Does it not bug you when you are trying to do your work and company policy gets in the way? Well, it is MY POLICY not to let you work.
Christine [9:30:37 AM]: You are not making much sense
Hey! [9:30:46 AM]: i will actually script this (i am on a mac)
[9:30:58 AM]: so it keeps asking and asking all day long
[9:31:24 AM]: fun is it not?
Christine [9:31:35 AM]: Is this sarcasm?

————————————————-

Thanh *** [8:52:10 AM]: i want buy hosting ****host with visa electronic
B. Christen [8:52:25 AM]: okay
[8:52:41 AM]: go to ***host.com and select SIGN UP NOW
Thanh *** [8:53:15 AM]: can ****host accept visa electronic ???
B. Christen [8:53:53 AM]: We can
Thanh *** [8:55:03 AM]: ok
[8:56:39 AM]: but hosting ****host can run web sex ???
B. Christen [8:57:01 AM]: We don’t allow adult content on our site.
Thanh *** [8:57:40 AM]: oh
[8:57:44 AM]: yes
B. Christen [8:58:06 AM]: So, yeah sorry. No web sex.
Thanh *** [8:58:33 AM]: thanks u support
B. Christen [8:59:47 AM]: take care

FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [8:27:57 AM]: ok. What kind of websites are allowed?. We have one customer with an adult legal webpage. I would like to know if we can put this website or not
B. Christen [8:28:28 AM]: Here is our TOS that you can reveiew.
B. Christen [8:28:36 AM]: Our Terms of Service are listed at the following link: Terms of Service
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [8:31:01 AM]: Our customer has adult legal not warez, child porno nothing of that , is this ok?
B. Christen [8:33:07 AM]: Adult legal?
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [8:33:15 AM]: yes
[8:33:20 AM]: for adult people
[8:33:45 AM]: it seems like redtube.com for stream adult videos
B. Christen [8:34:16 AM]: We don’t allow adult content at all.
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [8:34:26 AM]: ok, no prob
B. Christen [8:34:39 AM]: And no child porno either.
[8:34:46 AM]: Good luck.

Sometimes… People come into chat for no real reason…. Or they think that this is a sex chat…. And sometimes I pretend to be FEMBOT the computer live chat person…… This is one of those chats…..

B. Christen [10:10:45 AM]: Thank you for contacting the Sales Team. Please give me a moment while I review your question.
david [10:10:45 AM]: wassup..
B. Christen [10:10:47 AM]: Hello
david [10:11:04 AM]:
[10:11:24 AM]: i have a question for you
B. Christen [10:11:36 AM]: Okay
david [10:11:44 AM]: are you into men?
[10:12:48 AM]: HELLO?!???
B. Christen [10:12:57 AM]: I cannot compute.
david [10:13:11 AM]: are you human?
[10:14:24 AM]: :’(

*YoNigga* [10:03:50 AM]: fu** me hard baby
[10:04:02 AM]: whats ur phone numba
[10:04:19 AM]: come over to my house sumtime we could do the bing bing

B. Christen [11:17:03 AM]: Hello! Thank you for contacting the Sales team, What can I assist you with?
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:17:03 AM]: hello
B. Christen [11:17:05 AM]: hi
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:17:57 AM]: i am a costomer.
B. Christen [11:18:28 AM]: okay
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:19:01 AM]: i can speak with brian. please
[11:19:50 AM]: Brian
B. Christen [11:19:51 AM]: I’m sorry he is in dispose.
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:20:38 AM]: I like Brian. I am a coustomer
B. Christen [11:21:31 AM]: I’m sorry he’s not here.
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:21:31 AM]: plese
B. Christen [11:21:40 AM]: Please no
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:22:04 AM]: He is my love. plese.
[11:23:36 AM]: you are so bad.you know?
B. Christen [11:23:42 AM]: He just died. I’m very sorry to have to tell you this
[11:23:58 AM]: His heart failed in the restroom.
[11:24:11 AM]: I tried to revive him but no such luck
[11:24:20 AM]: he was a good man/woman
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:24:37 AM]: you are so funny/hah hah…..
B. Christen [11:24:57 AM]: No.. this is a very serious matter
[11:25:09 AM]: I can upload an image to prove it..
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:25:30 AM]: ok
[11:25:36 AM]: ok
[11:25:38 AM]: ok
[11:26:24 AM]: i hte you. you know
B. Christen [11:26:55 AM]: I just dumped your love in the trash
[11:26:56 AM]: http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FRY/E0E2/FB7FC41M/FRYE0E2FB7FC41M.MEDIUM.jpg
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:27:38 AM]: what is this?
B. Christen [11:27:57 AM]: Brians’ dead body
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [11:29:00 AM]: you are so bad . i hope you died.
B. Christen [11:29:17 AM]: thank you. I will haunt you
[11:29:21 AM]: Good bye.

B. Christen [4:05:37 PM]: Hello! Thank you for contacting the Sales team, What can I assist you with?
**** Edmans [4:05:37 PM]: My computer wont read it?
B. Christen [4:05:41 PM]: hi
**** Edmans [4:06:02 PM]: I recived your DVD in the post and send you my credit card details but my computer wont close the cd drive
[4:06:05 PM]: Its stuck now
[4:06:27 PM]: It just wont eject out of my computer
[4:06:54 PM]: i cant acces my site with my cd tray open
[4:06:57 PM]: its very very serious
[4:07:06 PM]: i used it to hold my tea cups
[4:07:14 PM]: and youtube closed it
[4:07:36 PM]: Hello Good Sir?
B. Christen [4:07:45 PM]: Hmmm this is not hosting related though I do enjoy the humor.
**** Edmans [4:07:52 PM]: No
[4:07:56 PM]: You send me that mail
[4:07:57 PM]: in the mail
[4:08:06 PM]: Asking for my details
B. Christen [4:08:16 PM]: we don’t send you anything by mail
**** Edmans [4:08:17 PM]: i sent it back to your sales department at swden
[4:08:24 PM]: What?
B. Christen [4:08:30 PM]: we aren’t located in Sweden
**** Edmans [4:08:35 PM]: no IRC mail?
[4:08:39 PM]: but what
[4:08:51 PM]: not sweden?
[4:08:57 PM]: but what about you accent?
B. Christen [4:09:13 PM]: We are located in OREM UT USA
**** Edmans [4:09:14 PM]: should i buy a new cd tray now?
[4:09:23 PM]: what do you think about blue ray
[4:09:30 PM]: i think porn might be great at it
B. Christen [4:09:33 PM]: blue ray is a waste of money.
**** Edmans [4:09:40 PM]: it is?
B. Christen [4:09:46 PM]: yes
**** Edmans [4:09:49 PM]: but its soooo pritty
B. Christen [4:10:01 PM]: and so is porn. Go back to school and get an edumacation
**** Edmans [4:10:19 PM]: ow its just porn of my ex girlfrinds
[4:10:32 PM]: i laugh of the shit they went true
B. Christen [4:10:41 PM]: That’s very nice of you
**** Edmans [4:10:45 PM]: just to please me
[4:10:48 PM]: and then they left me
[4:10:51 PM]: one by one
[4:11:17 PM]: i think school messes with your brain
[4:11:23 PM]: its why you think porn is waste
[4:11:36 PM]: also
[4:11:52 PM]: that is why your name sounds like chriten
B. Christen [4:12:04 PM]: tyjat
[4:12:22 PM]: Because I god gave me the name of his favorite pet donkey
[4:12:31 PM]: And I’m an athiest.
**** Edmans [4:12:32 PM]: but with a PS3 dont hundreds of people buy blue ray
[4:12:35 PM]: so am i
B. Christen [4:12:38 PM]: sorry.
**** Edmans [4:12:43 PM]: athiests ftw
B. Christen [4:12:48 PM]: My precious time is up.
[4:12:56 PM]: The aliens say hello
**** Edmans [4:12:56 PM]: it is?

B. Christen [12:14:58 PM]: Hello! Thank you for contacting the Sales team, What can I assist you with?
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [12:14:58 PM]: hii need information about is this web hosting
B. Christen [12:15:17 PM]: okay
[12:15:20 PM]: what would you like to know?
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [12:17:14 PM]: christen, i from brazil, and i need web hosting page, how i do ? payment, files etc.
[12:17:37 PM]: accept credit card visa?
B. Christen [12:17:53 PM]: we do accept Visa
B. Christen [12:18:00 PM]:
****Host.Com accepts all major Credit Cards (Visa, MasterCard, AmericanExpress, Discover), PayPal, Checks (U.S. Only) and Money Orders. Please review our article Payment Types for all requirements when paying by PayPal, Check or Money Order.

FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [12:19:33 PM]: my page is business about sex understand?
[12:20:19 PM]: girls and boys and for brazillian is laws is not permit
B. Christen [12:20:50 PM]: I don’t understand.
[12:20:59 PM]: We don’t allow adult content if that is what you are asking.
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [12:21:20 PM]: the page is not porn
B. Christen [12:21:42 PM]: okay, does it have nudity?
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [12:22:14 PM]: no, only pictures erotism
[12:23:00 PM]: exemple
B. Christen [12:23:56 PM]: Erotic images? We don’t allow.
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [12:23:59 PM]: site of companions
[12:25:11 PM]: girls and boys companions the girls
[12:25:24 PM]: men, womans
B. Christen [12:26:04 PM]: If there is anything sexually suggestive, and form of nudity, or any discussion of those things, we do not allow that
FIRST TIME SALES QUESTION [12:27:19 PM]: okay Christien, tks for atention
[12:27:30 PM]: sorry anything
B. Christen [12:27:58 PM]: thats okay
[12:28:00 PM]: have a good one